dont you just hate it when....

[zzxxee]

you leave your washing out and it rains overnight
your go now
dont you just hate it when.......

[sandyRoe]

You've been drink happily all evening but towards the end of the night you get a bad pint and the next morning you're as sick as a dog..

[RATTER15]

When the waitress asks "Is Everything alright here?" after you've taken a big mouthfull of steak to chew on, causing you to grunt your response.

[LoftyLottie]

Or the dentist decides to carry on a conversation with you and asks you questions whilst you have a mouth full of implements!

[beejay1124]

when youre at the 'hole in the wall' and a passing mate says-get some for me ha ha ha-

[mightyWBA]

You've just cleaned the litter tray out and the cat suddenly appears and leaves a huge deposit...Grrrrrrr!

[zzxxee]

or you have done a mountain of washing up empty the washing up bowl and a bloody tea spoon sits at the bottom !!!

[sara3]

it's the weekend and you wake up at 5.40am :o(

[jno]

a bloody tea spoon? If you're going to be performing operations, a knife would be quicker.

[tamborine]

me too, sara & Saturday work is the busiest

[zzxxee]

lol jno your quick for a saturday morning lol

[piggynose]

when an answer´s been removed, and you´ve no idea why

[237SJ]

When you`ve just come home after working all night and can`t go to bed because next door is drilling into the dividing wall (no sleep for me today then)

[sara3]

Butch, would you please pick up some tiles for me?

when your van is clean.

[tamborine]

drive your large van onto my lawn to repair a dripping pipe near the roof, Butch ?

[joeluke]

Butch....are you a careful, considerate transit van driver like other white van men?

[Barmaid]

When you get up in the morning and find your kitchen that was spotlessly clean less than 24 hours previously looks like the four horsemen of the apocalypse have been partying all night in it.

[tamborine]

MUG = Must use generously

[zzxxee]

ahhh barmaid have you had the stepkids staying??? lol