Bad Things Come In 3's

[ttfn]

Please suggest mr_o's next disaster here :

[China Doll]

Son calls, kilt blew up outside the WI, he needs bailing out of prison as he has been arrested for public indecency.

[mrs_overall]

My suggestion is that later today he may accidentally catch his head on a rolling pin

[mazie]

I'm not going to tempt fate ttfn. I think Mrs O has more than enough to deal with at the moment.

[ttfn]

To be fair CD the WI may be looking for models for their next calender

[alexanderd]

takes car key to allotment then realizes she is locked out of the house, keys are inside

[ttfn]

alex - we are psychic - just had the very same thought!
My alternative suggestion then is flask has herbal tea prepared by dutiful mrs_o
a la domestos flavour

[mrs_overall]

CD, I'd love eldest Junior O's kilt to blow up to see if he really has had a piercing. He's keeping schtum on the subject

[alexanderd]

alwqays knew we were close Ena, of course she could have left the chip-pan on and got back to find the house burnt down or is that too much even for her?

[ttfn]

Oh dear - for a minute I thought schtum read as something else

[rowanwitch]

In rush to become the next Mr O Vibes gets crushed between a desperate Butch, Sqad and a number of others...unfortunately his injuries are so severe he has to change his name to vibrapuss1e

[ttfn]

In that case alex why would mrs_o have a rolling pin handy to make chips with? Better used for mash I would say ;o)

[mrs_overall]

lol Rowan...as if!

ttfn - I won't need the chip pan today - he can have raw cauli for his tea

[ttfn]

That'll be another day out in the fresh air of the allotment for him tomorrow then

[alexanderd]

Noy if you have seen Mrs o,s chips

[mrs_overall]

I was thinking more of a bit of night allotmenteering in the dark tonight might do him good

[Bobbisox]

I can't , incase it happens..lol

[ttfn]

Tell me mrs_o - does mr_o (may I call him A P Ron for short?) ever look in on ChatterBank? (I think he may well lock all sharp implements away in his tool shed tonight if he does)

[mazie]

a Sticky ttfn, well I never

[ttfn]

Thuddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

(oops sorry - wrong post I think - well I never)

[mrs_overall]

No, he never, ever ventures on here
If he ever did, he would live in the gardening section