So, did you win the Euro lottery this week?

[lardhelmet]

When I asked OH how many numbers we got, he said - the square root of sweet fanny adams! So,did you get more than us?

[ttfn]

Not a single one

[ttfn]

Mind you - I didn't buy a ticket

[lardhelmet]

Well you know what they say ttfn - you've got to be in it to win it. I just want to roll up in my Lambo on Monday morning (OK a rented one till the one I've ordered arrives), park outside the offices and wait till someone says " Whose is the Lambo outside?". Then I could say "It's mine - yes the miserable old bag owns a Lambo. You got a problem with that?!"

[ttfn]

You would love that wouldn't you lardy! Especially if you parked in the boss' car space I bet.

[stokemaveric]

ive given up on the lottery..and the horses..and football betting..and the dogs,roulette machines,1 armed bandits,cards,dominoes did i have a gambling problem??? you bet i did...lol

[lardhelmet]

Oh I would ttfn. Isn't that awful tho that it matters that much to me that I care what they think?

[Buenchico]

I know I've won it! I don't need to check any tickets. I've got a feeling in my bones! Yippee!!!!

Oh hang on a moment; I've never bought a Euro Millions ticket in my life. What a bummer!! I suppose that feeling in my bones must be arthritis, then ;-(

[ttfn]

Odds on you were stoke!
Lardy - if you have style - flaunt it. I would expect most people to care what others think of them.
Personally, I am not bothered - why does that not surprise you? !

[lardhelmet]

Either that or trapped wind Buenchico

[ttfn]

Chris - from the look on your face I think Lardy has made a fair point

[Buenchico]

Surely, Lardhelmet, you must have noticed that I produce far too much hot air to ever have been troubled with trapped wind ;-)

[stokemaveric]

ttfn i was put off the lottery when 3 years ago i got 5 numbers yes 5 numbers and won a paltry £1053 better than a kick in the boll"""s but come on...what are the odds on 5 numbers???

[lardhelmet]

I think it's cos they've treated me so badly over the years ttfn, I just want get my own back - abit of revenge! Is that reallymean?

[Buenchico]

The chance of getting 5 numbers is one in 54,200, Stokemaveric.

[ttfn]

Stoke my dear - with luck like that I bet your razor blade was blunt and you couldn't undo the childproof lock on the paracetamol! I think I would have gone out and murdered someone - you poor unlucky fella ♥

[lardhelmet]

What a swizz stoke - you was robbed...

[ttfn]

Lardy - don't be daft - you're not a mean sort of person.
(Maybe slightly vengeful?) ♥

[lardhelmet]

Ha ha ttfn. I can forgive but I NEVER forget (to which the ex husband will attest)

[ttfn]

I cannot understand how anyone would treat you other than well ♥
(Ex excepted of course)

[stokemaveric]

i remember it as if it was yesterday..i was watching the draw and my hand was shaking like a leaf as the 5th 1 dropped out but to no aval ....oh well just over a grand for a quid isnt bad i suppose but ohhhhh what could have been lol