The Poll (main page)

[B00]

I fail to see how the annual bit of how's ya father will help lose weight?

Surely you're not suggesting we try doing that mucky stuff more than once a year are you?

How very dare you!

[aka pixi]

you do it once a year? omg you are flipping addicted!!

[B00]

what??

Isn't that the normal? Ya have your annual sheep dip then you do the dirty deed.

So you think 50 seconds (including the time it takes to eat a pizza) is a bit excessive?

[aka pixi]

ahh now you have explained the time line I must admit that no, its not excessive. Its blooming verging on it though lol

[yinyang]

Now c'mon Boo - there's two birthdays, wedding anniversary and Christmas to be dealt with!
I do object to shaving my legs that many times in a year but it seems the Chewbacca look just doesn't do it for guys.

[netibiza]

I agree with pixi once a year is over and beyond the course of marital duty - <how very dare you!!>

[B00]

Good Lord Yinyang! Are you seriously suggesting five times a year???

That's bordering on nymphomania. Honestly, I really think you need to look into this, what you are suggesting is just not right....not right at all!

You should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.

[yinyang]

Well I'm sorry but I don't think that two and a half minutes a year is an excessive amount of time to spend with your husband!
If that makes me the AB strumpet then so be it!

[gina32]

two and a half minutes a year, i hope you are joking or does that include forepaly and clearing up afterwards, mind you it does give me chance to read a chapter of my book without being disturbed

[aka pixi]

does that 2 and a half minutes include eating pizza yingyang? Be careful how you answer, I know where the AB strumpet hat is kept ;)

[netibiza]

yingyang how on earth do you make it last for two and a half minutes, share the secret please!!!!

[netibiza]

Well, we all jumped on that one!!

[yinyang]

It does include the time needed to change the sheets but as to the pizza, well, that depends how attractive the delivery man is - sometimes I just can't get my husband away from him!

[yinyang]

I wasn't expecting you all to leap on me like that. I'm a bit scared now...

[netibiza]

Well you see, we are all very moral and upright citizens and your outrageous sex life, has I fear, shocked us to the very core. < ho hum!>

[yinyang]

I apologise for any shock or offence I may have caused. I can see now that people like me really drag down the tone of AB. : )

[Octavius]

I imagine that the question is aimed at men. Surely its us men who do all the energetic stuff in bed?..!

[B00]

Yeah agree Octavius- scratching your nether regions and farting sure does take it out of you lot eh?

[netibiza]

lol ha! ha! BOO well said, energetic my ar*e! I even get cramp in the hip, bet men don't.

[Octavius]

That could be because your �warm up� routine doesn�t involve stretching, or that you are not sexercising regularly enough.