Hello my name is spartacus

[im spartacus]

Whats yours then and please dont say a pint of lager. I have been sent here by a higher force to sort you all out as you have all been misbehaving yourselfs on here. There is. Uncle whiffey who keeps rubbing his sprouts. There is uncle knobby who keeps rubbing his nuts,. There is uncle legend who keeps well he just keeps on giving them there boring pop quizes wish he would find you tube again. There is uncle raymondo who is the bright spark of the site. There is auntie boo whoses catch phrase is I aint afraid of no ghost. There is doc spock of course. (the less said the better) only joe king doc. there is monty who has a parrot. (the less said about that the better as well). There is dave who has knicked my nickname. There is figure (lovely ladie she has bought me a yatch for my birthday). And of course there is megs who is my hunnie bunny. Oh sorry bigmuma of course I have not forgoten you and hope your little porch is ok after her op. There is so manny more on here but I cant go on forever so if I have left your name out please feel free to let me know. But I cant replie to much as 4-5 answers on the beta site means put in the dungeon tonight and this is my 6th user name now. But dont worry dash dash dash dot dot dot I have many more.

[MONTCRIEFF49]

clever sod

so my parrot says

[bigmamma]

Evening hun , Porsche is doing really well thankyou . Can't you log onto old AB btw , it's a lot safer for you with beta sending people to the dungeons a lot. :-) x

[.steg.]

im Spasticus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vlxKoVnUt9bQ

Ian Dury and the Blockheads - Spasticus Autisticus

[MONTCRIEFF49]

oyur long lost man red
the runaway bridegroom

[messyjessy12]

no im spartacus..

[MONTCRIEFF49]

2nd answer down the thread thats who

red look

[im spartacus]

Aw come of it red that is not you if you was the real redhead you would reconise me and we all know that you never ever talked like that to somebody dot dot dot dash dash dash DOT...

You and all of us know on here that you cannot imatate somebody else as every body here knows every bodys style and language.
You just cant get away with it anymore on here.
Everybody knows who I am even under an allias and I would not wish that any other way on here.

I only have to say a couple of words on here and then I am sussed who I am.
And that feels sooo nice.
And steg nice one again my god aint the spatulla looking old and fat on that one.

[dove]

im sad, sparticus, I lost me mate today :-( he has been barred forever. SOB!

[MONTCRIEFF49]

oh dave dont cry

[im spartacus]

Dont be silly dave he will be back as some form of a leg on monday he is out with rabbity in the reef at the moment and enjoying himself

[dove]

*daves bottom lip quivers, sob*

b b b b b but he was my friend.............dove rushes off to find a hankie,
*sob*

[netibiza]

It's you isn't it leggy -well you damned well forgot to mention me - and I don't forgive easily!!!!

[.steg.]

lol Cliff Richard sung a song about him and it went sumin like this Hmm
ill be a spatulla boy and thats the way ill stay, ill be a spatulla boy untill my dying day.......
thankyou and good night

[bigmamma]

Awww , here you are dove honey ..

http://www.euroffice.co.uk/_image/item/_large/ 626895_0.jpg

[dove]

cant thank you enough (dove snorts again into tissue) I really miss him mamma x

[pussnboots]

Thats not legend doesn't birthday and yatch give it away.

[im spartacus]

Youre ok steg and I have probbaly used up me last life on here now posting this but I like your soh.