Rant I know

[brenda]

its not Friday. Had a friend here tonight early on , and I know she is partial to a Baileys or three, so bought some for her.. I had left my computer on and whilst I went to get a couple of glasses her son age 7, poured the botlle over the keyboard to see what would happen.Little s*d. Key board flooded, dripping on the carpet and the dog. Not easy two of you getting your tongues between the letters, have left the dog for her. I could kill the little blighter. She went to the Offie to get another and Dad collected the miscreant and took thim home I could scream really. Sorry feel better now.

[carrot99]

look on the bright side brenda, at least he's not yours and you don't have to live with him...

[ummmm]

Whoops....can't you just hate other peoples kids.

[Meg]

Had an unwanted visitor myself tonight, I feel for you, hope the dog is not suffering from licking off the Baileys.

[Barmaid]

I was once told that kids are like farts - your own are quite interesting but anyone else's are best avoided.

[craft1948]

bet it's the first time you've cleaned the keyboard in months

[caththecrazy]

Go round to his house and tip something over one of his favourite things.

[Mr Veritas]

A hairdryer is a very good thing to dry out a keyboard.
I talk from personal experience,but mine was a large Gin & Tonic,so easier to lick up! LOL

[Beauj]

Did you not add some Powers Whiskey to that? It tastes better that way! Why didn't you let the darling child stay, that way you get to hit him with the empties later on when you don't care anymore?!?!?!?

Ice anyone??

[Razzle09]

Brenda loved the word miscreant..............Ohhhhhhhh

You have a very high tolerance level...I'm not sure the word miscreant would have worked for me thought.......SSSooooo many expletives !!

[Postdog]

Ha ha you wait till tomorrow - your keys will be so stuck together you'll need a hammer and chisel to type!

[zig.zag]

hi ummmm

you ok?

needless to say lol

;-)

[tamborine]

Keep marbles in hallway to amuse kids - they may even swallow them & be carted off.

[ummmm]

I'm fine thanks Ziggy xx

How are things with you sweetie :-)

[brenda]

Thanks everyone feel better now, have ditched the keyboard , now on one made when Adam was a lad.!!!!

Nite all and thanks.
Brenda.x

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[zig.zag]

all good ummmm
just missing the old times as you could imagine
xxx straight down the line babes xxx

[brenda]

P.S Dog bathed , was all sticky but now just damp, wonderful things hairdryers.
Nite again x

[carrot99]

leg, it's big I'll grant you - but what is it?

[zig.zag]

nite brenda
youre very artistic lol xx

[ReallyLegend]

your worst nightmare carrot





a rabbit

lol





anyones birthdaay ?��