something to smile about

[SLINKYKATE]

i thought i would send you this poem to cheer you all up

when god gave out brains
i thought he said trains...
and i missed mine

when god gave out looks
i thought he said books...
and i said i did'nt want any

when god gave out noses
i thought he said roses...
so i asked for a big red one

when god gave out chins
i thought he said gins...
so i asked for a double

when god gave out legs
i thought he said kegs...
so asked for two fat ones

when god gave out heads
i thought he said beds
so i asked for a soft one

I'm IN A TERRIBLE MESS ????????

[SLINKYKATE]

can you give me something to smile about

[missus b]

thanx sinkykate it made me smile on this wet and miserable bank holiday

[missus b]

sorry that shud have been slinkykate not sinkykate ive just had me nails done, i cant press the keys properly

[TornadoTom]

Heres something to make you smile...............knubby and the missus going on holiday.....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3qj5AZ-Ut0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vg3qj5AZ-Ut0

Knubby on holiday

[TornadoTom]

So knubby,you enjoy men with large helmets and tight clothes bending over making furious huffing and puffing movements while jerking his hand back and forth? Reminds you of those "specialist all mens nightclubs" you go to does it?

[Squitty]

When god gave out toes
I said ooo I like those
so he gave me twenty

[TornadoTom]

When god showered the world with brains and large c0cks (male chickens) Leg and knubby came out with umbrellas! LOL!

[SLINKYKATE]

I am trying to have a happy thread,behave guys .

[TornadoTom]

Appologies kate!

[Squitty]

When god gave out belly
I thought I heard jelly
and said make it extra wobbly

[SLINKYKATE]

when god gave out eyes
i thought he said pies
so i asked for a dozen.

[whifffey]

When god gave out brains,
I said hey I'll have a few of those,
So he gave me three.

[TornadoTom]

I aint no troll knobby,the other night when slinky said she was going,you and lag were being rude to her,remember,i was one of the ones that told her to stay and dont leave on account of you 2 mugs,and i got stars then too,as you,leg and nono kept on mentioning! JEALOUS MUCH?

[SLINKYKATE]

when god gave out knees
i thought he said fleas
i said i dont want any

[Kidd72]

Very good Kate made me smile.

You should of asked him for a pair of ears. (save the confusion)

...erm I did say Ears not Beers or something.

[Squitty]

When god gave out pen1s
I asked for a large one
he said no!

[SLINKYKATE]

when god gave out ears
i thought he said spears
so i asked for a big pointed one