Right,thats it!!!!!!!!

[hau kola]

Im bored and Utd have lost.Mr Kola is in Morrisons doing the weekly shop so ive phoned him to bring me some chocolate.Dont anybody try to stop me.Knickers to the diet.

[weeal]

pmsl, just logged on in time to catch you out

DONT DO IT

[jno]

quite right, Utd need more fat supporters!

[hau kola]

Hi weeal and jno.lol

[weeal]

its boring innit, and its lashing with rain here (with a short reprieve)

[hau kola]

zzzzzzzzzz..........Wheres my chocolate.....

[weeal]

what is the estimated time of arrival for the chocolate lol

[hau kola]

Hes going through the checkout as we speak.

[weeal]

lol
youre monitoring the situation well then, hope you enjoy it hon, savour every bite lol

[coco pops]

Hope you told him you wanted lots of chocolate not a small bar

[hau kola]

It wont be a small bar,hes in the dog house,hes got some making up to do.

[hau kola]

Well i dont care what anyone else says,Mr Kola is the very very best.Hes only bought me a big bar of Dairy milk whole nut and some after eight mints.AND some flowers.

[lil123]

I feel exactly same today
I have had mc donalds, sweets and chocolate and 2 buns
I needed a blow out back to the diet on Monday lol xx

[weeal]

did I hear after eights???

but its only twenty to five!

[hau kola]

You need it sometimes lil,it doesnt hurt,just makes your body work harder at burning the fat.Im still being quite good today,
Weeal,im not eating them til later,after my kebab and chips.
Oops.

[weeal]

lol, thats what a like to hear, a woman who likes her grub

[hau kola]

Its that referees fault,he didnt have his specs on.

[captains log]

Never mind hau another disappointment for you tomorrow when arsenal go 4 points clear of you.