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I work with a guy one day a week on my works van who is very sharp and quick to come out with a (friendly) putdown or two. He gets as good as he gives and we both enjoy the banter.
Running out of material now though!!
Help me out guys...
Any good quips, retorts, putdowns??
Running out of material now though!!
Help me out guys...
Any good quips, retorts, putdowns??
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Your brain is so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your skull open, he wouldn't have enough to cover a water biscuit.
I lost closer friends than you the last time I was deloused.
Your head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants.
Go away. If i wanted to talk to a vegetable, i'd have brought one to work.
Your brain is so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your skull open, he wouldn't have enough to cover a water biscuit.
I lost closer friends than you the last time I was deloused.
Your head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants.
Go away. If i wanted to talk to a vegetable, i'd have brought one to work.
That's fighting talk where I come from ...... but I don't live there anymore!
Some people say you are actually OK!
Were you born stupid or did you work on it?
Either way, you're a success!
If I had your looks I'd get a job scaring children!
Do you wash every week?
You should go to university. I bet they'd love to study you!
No wonder they call you wonder boy, always wondering what to do next!
Did you have a gap year, or a gap between your ears?
Some people say you are actually OK!
Were you born stupid or did you work on it?
Either way, you're a success!
If I had your looks I'd get a job scaring children!
Do you wash every week?
You should go to university. I bet they'd love to study you!
No wonder they call you wonder boy, always wondering what to do next!
Did you have a gap year, or a gap between your ears?
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