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Sandy-Wroe | 15:00 Sat 28th Nov 2009 | ChatterBank
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telegraph today.

A man with a sexual fetish for slurry has been jailed for 20 weeks. Truro Crown Court heard that David Truscott, 40, broke into the farm in Cornwall, covered himself in waste and was seen performing a sexual act just weeks after being released from jail for a similiar offence.
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urghh I bet he is single
15:01 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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Dirty boy!
15:02 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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Were the livestock okay?
15:02 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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It seems it was just the dung that interested him.
15:07 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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What sexual act?........sounds interesting.
15:08 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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Onanism, I'd guess.
15:10 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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I bet that was a treat for the eyes...
15:12 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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gives a whole new meaning to 'getting down and dirty'......
15:12 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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Oh! .....I thought that a "sexual act" involved two people, just hadn't realised the mastubation was a sexual act.......I must stop it. :-)
15:14 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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he likes the slurry without the women
15:15 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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is that like that song.......A Slurry with a *** on top?
15:15 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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^ M!nge on top
15:15 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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the steggess must think i do that cause she always says i'm a sh1t lover
15:28 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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LOL at craft
15:33 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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cazzz, I hope he is single,oh sh1te I would hate to catch 2 of 'em at it.
15:41 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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its the Dung Thing Tez
16:26 Sat 28th Nov 2009
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Apparently he's had a few girlfriends but he's treated them all like sh1t
18:56 Sat 28th Nov 2009

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