does anyone care

[DeadMan]

how long a piece of string really is ?

[Gormless]

Never buy shoelaces in Woolworths

[SLINKYKATE]

you seem to be having a problem with the length of yours

[DeadMan]

mines only 8" and quite thin

[mrs.chappie]

Hey Whiffey, were you really on MasterChef or are ya just kidding? And if it's true - any chance you could put some of it on Youtube? Ta lad.

(Excuse me for interrupting, DeadMan).

[DeadMan]

pleasure mrs. chappie

[Nannyjillx2]

depending on the length it could take a while to solve the problem

[Gormless]

I was on MasterChef 2 years ago but I keep quiet about it because there were lumps in my mashed potato and I ruined a simple risotto.

[Nannyjillx2]

Gormless - Risotto although simple is one of the hardest things to make well or so I heard Gordon Ramsey say

[mrs.chappie]

Whiffs, do ya have a recording of it?

Is there any way we could watch it on Youtube? Would love to see it.

PS: When my hubby has lumps in his mashed potatoes, he calls the potatoes 'crushed'.

[Gormless]

I was the one of whom Toad said "this around the edge is looking a bit swamplike"

[mrs.chappie]

Whiffey - listen lad. Can you or can you not put it on Youtube? (Please imagine that said in a stern voice). Lol.

[Gormless]

I'll find the tape tomorrow, I think it's propping up the fence.

[puppykins]

gormy. u r my hero without a shadow of doubt x

[puppykins]

i like witty girls

[waterboatman]

Depends what you want it for.