Oo er - OH has just walked in with a really big...

[lardhelmet]

...box! Can you guess what's in it?

[snags]

A human head?

[puternut]

Pizza?

[ChuckFickens]

A slightly smaller box, they're Russian boxes

[craft1948]

your coffin?

[puternut]

Two Pizzas

[lardhelmet]

Wrong all of you - er err (noise off Family Fortunes)

[sara3]

if it's my black court shoes, can I have them back please?

[lardhelmet]

Of course sara - I'll just check <leaves room> <returns>. Nope sorry sara - not your shoes

[ttfn]

Hi lardy - HD tv?

[puternut]

Three Pizzas - I will get there eventually 8-)

[ChuckFickens]

I'll bring your shoes back after the weekend Sara, I need them for Saturday night.

[jackthehat]

Spirit level bubbles...................mind he doesn't joggle the box and burst them !!

[sara3]

oh Chuck, I needed them for.. errrr.... court!

[lardhelmet]

There you go sara - Chuck had them all along! Hi ttfn - nope sorry

[ttfn]

Lawn mower with complimentary pizza for puternut??

[puternut]

BBL - Gotta go have dinner

(Pizza I think)

[lardhelmet]

No puter - box is much too big (and the wrong shape) to be a pizza

[ttfn]

So what shape is the box then lardy?

[lardhelmet]

Sort of box shaped ttfn - long-ish, as opposed to square-ish