Divn't cross a Geordile lass....

[Bobbisox]

3 men married wives from different countries. The first man married a woman from China . He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Italy . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from England a place called Newcastle. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

Bobbi,,,,lol--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[angelap]

lol, i love it!! Sounds about right for us Geordie lasses :)

[Bobbisox]

sisters are doing it for themselves eh angelap...lol

[Bbbananas]

I don't condone domestic violence Bobbi...
... but that's a good 'un!!

[pericat]

LOL bobbi - remind me never to cross you - we oirish girls are meek and mild ya know - Dixie being the prime example

[Bobbisox]

he's wearing the wok Dixie...lol
Morning Steve
me neither salla, but us Geordies have been dragged screaming into the 21st century (NOT) lol

[Bobbisox]

Morning Oirish,,lol
I am as saft as claggie taffee as they say here!!!

[pericat]

Do I need my translator on here with me today bobbi - you seem a little more in need of the tablets than usual

[Bobbisox]

I am as soft as sticky toffee...lol
next!!!!
Jim Davidson, he's a cockney innee

[pericat]

Ant & dec were here at the weekend promoting their book . That little dec I tell ya - I wouldn't throw him out of bed for eating biscuits

[mccfluff]

eeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwww Peri noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Bobbisox]

theyr's brilliant aren't they peri, no airs and graces on those two..lol

[Bobbisox]

I take it you don't like them then Fluffs...pmsl

[pericat]

I do like them and we're all allowed our little foibles ! So cute

[mccfluff]

actually that sounds about right vibes

[Bbbananas]

I'd rather have Vernon Kay any day...

[Bobbisox]

2 geordie dimwits with stacks of money tho' vibra, hardly dim!!!!