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A wife goes to the docs with her hubby for a check-up, afterwards the doc calls the wife back into the room alone " your hubby is suffering from stress if you don't have sex with him 3 times a...
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Its my son's prom tonight, i can't wait to see him in his suit ahhh bless!!! wish i had a prom but all we got were egged lol, just off to pick his prom date's corsage up, they will look so smart :-) x
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Hi not been on here for a while, nice to see all your pictures, how do you do that? :-) x
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Can anyone reccomend a good hotel inh candolim? 3 star up please, nr the beach, its my first time going there, thanks
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http://office-humour.co.uk/item/12871/
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We're having, braising steak, thats been cooking slowly all afternoon, mash, carrots sping cabbage, real gravy and a couple of yorkshire puds, perfect tea on a rainy day, what you having? x
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http://office-humour.co.uk/item/12345/ LOL!!!
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hi all, its very hot hot hot here in cyprus, we are having a fantastic time, just going to the Adonis baths for a day out, hope you all ok, see you xxx
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Do you think it would be acceptable for me to have a hot beef butty for my breakfast?
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My daughters fella has dumped her after 3 yrs together So my question is how much do you want to go and kneecap him??? sensible offers only!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJlPEHL85Ig
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I know this is wrong section but did you know your photo driving license expires after 10yrs and its ?17.50 to renew it?? I never knew!! And you can get fined a ?1000 if you don't renew it, i thought...
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woohoo, it's my payday, off to do some retail therapy with my mum :)
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I'm shattered, had a really weird night dreaming strange things, been really hot then cold, so i've done all my cleaning and i'm off to bed with my good book!! Feel guity bout it though, like i should...
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Just read that john travolta's teenage son has died suddenly on holiday with his family, that's awful news, :(
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Evening all, what are your plans for tomorrow? I have pampered myself today with a facemask, body scrub and applied fake bake ready for my night out tomorrow, sat here looking like a ********!! ( can...
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i'm drunk i can't eat or drink anymore ad a great day though hope you did too xxx
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well it was my christmas party last night but was only a bit fresh!! So tonight i am going for a meal with my son cos he been ill all week with flu, poor lamb, so what you up to??
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my son got a pair of d.j. decks today and i'm already deaf!!! anyone want a delinquent for christmas??
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going to a charity ball tonight, it's for breast cancer, it's a pink and black theme so got a lovely pink frock and some sparkly black shoes and a black shrug, It's a meal then a band on, so no palns...

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