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tenrec | 22:35 Sun 12th Feb 2012 | Jokes
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What's brown and sticky?


A stick.
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That was my grandson's favourite joke when he was about 4 - he's 22 now and it still makes me laugh thinking about him laughing so loud every time he told it
22:39 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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grannygrump. I had heard it before, but it still makes me chuckle.
22:40 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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Even shorter

"Venison's dear isn't it?"
22:41 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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Jimmy Carr says the shortest joke is ...

"Venison's dear isn't it"
22:42 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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Oh, bum. I hate it when that happens.
22:42 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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I like it.
22:44 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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The two word joke is pc-incorrect....however:

"Dwarf shortage?"
22:46 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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A giraffe walks into a bar and says "high balls are on me!"
22:46 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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one-word joke: lysdexia.
22:46 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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What's green and sticky?
23:18 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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Give Up, anna
23:46 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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A squashed frog?
01:13 Mon 13th Feb 2012
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Gorilla's snot?
03:19 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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2 lions in Oxford Street
1st lion "Quiet today, eh?"
03:27 Tue 14th Feb 2012

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