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Scottish Independence

You may take our lands You may take our oil You may take anything you can lay your hands on But you will never take us seriously That's why we don't like you Sorry, just spent a few days in England...
03:26 Sun 19th Feb 201228 answers, last by Baldric 18:49 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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local rag

marine mammal (5,3) s???s ???
21:48 Thu 16th Feb 201211 answers, last by beejay1124 23:15 Thu 16th Feb 2012
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Identity

Dear Ed, Do you contribute to posts under other names? Delete as appropriate - Yes/No/Mindyourownbusiness. peashaq...
04:25 Thu 16th Feb 201249 answers, last by AB Editor 10:26 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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St Valentine Day Massacre

A baby seal walks into a club...
03:39 Tue 14th Feb 201217 answers, last by maggiebee 14:08 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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Bob Monkhouse

said "When I was young I told everyone that when I grew up I was going to become a comedian; they all laughed. They're not laughing now."
01:50 Tue 14th Feb 20122 answers, last by marval 10:29 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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Not really a Joke

After many years of a boundary dispute it was finally agreed that Josef's farm was in Poland and not in Russia. He didn't really care who he paid his taxes to but he was glad not having to face...
01:20 Sun 12th Feb 20121 answer, last by tenrec 17:37 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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Scotsman

More colourful pirate excited about having been elected (8) p?i?t?e?
11:06 Sat 11th Feb 201215 answers, last by factor30 23:17 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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Quackers

A duck goes into a pub and asks for a pint. The barman stands wide-eyed and open-mouthed. The duck says "Would you mind hurrying up please, I'm working on the building site down the road and only...
18:30 Thu 09th Feb 20121 answer, last by marval 18:48 Thu 09th Feb 2012
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Feed The Ducks

Duck goes into pub and says "Any bread?" Barman says "This is a pub, we don't sell bread." Duck comes back an hour later and says "Any bread?" Barman says "I told...
02:12 Thu 09th Feb 201210 answers, last by seadogg 11:20 Thu 09th Feb 2012
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Music Hall

"Who was that lady I saw you with last night?" "That was no lady, that was Mrs. Goodwin."...
12:44 Wed 08th Feb 20129 answers, last by peashaq 00:10 Thu 09th Feb 2012
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Glasgow Trumpeter

Q How did the Glasgow trumpet player get rid of a weed in his garden? A He rootitoot....
01:29 Fri 03rd Feb 201220 answers, last by wildwood 07:49 Fri 03rd Feb 2012
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Royal Bank Of Scotland

RBS - "Peashaq, you have gone over your agreed overdraft limit by 1p, we are now charging you £6 per day for this privilege." P - "Any chance of a small loan to reduce my...
19:39 Tue 31st Jan 20125 answers, last by peashaq 20:52 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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Voices

Ronnie Corbett's voice in his meals advert makes me cringe. I don't know why, I've nothing against the guy, but for some reason I'd like to see someone punch him on the nose every time I hear it....
21:12 Sat 28th Jan 20129 answers, last by DaisyNonna 21:29 Sat 28th Jan 2012
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Etiquette

I'm new here. I wondered if, when answering a crossword query, it was required to explain the reasoning for the answer. I can't see anything about it in the rules but I wouldn't wish to appear rude...
23:31 Fri 27th Jan 201216 answers, last by peashaq 01:49 Sat 28th Jan 2012
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5 Saturday Certs

LEICESTER to beat Swindon TORQUAY to beat Northampton CAMBRIDGE to beat Tamworth GRIMSBY to beat Telford LUTON to beat Alfreton £1 win accumulator = £7 (approx)...
22:40 Fri 27th Jan 20127 answers, last by Everhelpful 16:01 Mon 30th Jan 2012
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Burns

"And there's a hand, my trusty fiere! And gie's a hand o' thine! And we'll tak a right gude-willy waught, For auld lang syne. Happy Burns Night Everyone....
01:35 Wed 25th Jan 20121 answer, last by Quizmonster 07:04 Wed 25th Jan 2012

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