peashaq
You may take our lands You may take our oil You may take anything you can lay your hands on But you will never take us seriously That's why we don't like you Sorry, just spent a few days in England...
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peashaq
marine mammal (5,3) s???s ???
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peashaq
Dear Ed,
Do you contribute to posts under other names?
Delete as appropriate - Yes/No/Mindyourownbusiness.
peashaq...
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peashaq
A baby seal walks into a club...
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peashaq
said "When I was young I told everyone that when I grew up I was going to become a comedian; they all laughed. They're not laughing now."
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peashaq
After many years of a boundary dispute it was finally agreed that Josef's farm was in Poland and not in Russia. He didn't really care who he paid his taxes to but he was glad not having to face...
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peashaq
More colourful pirate excited about having been elected (8) p?i?t?e?
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peashaq
A duck goes into a pub and asks for a pint. The barman stands wide-eyed and open-mouthed. The duck says "Would you mind hurrying up please, I'm working on the building site down the road and only...
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peashaq
Duck goes into pub and says "Any bread?" Barman says "This is a pub, we don't sell bread." Duck comes back an hour later and says "Any bread?" Barman says "I told...
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peashaq
"Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"
"That was no lady, that was Mrs. Goodwin."...
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peashaq
Q How did the Glasgow trumpet player get rid of a weed in his garden?
A He rootitoot....
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peashaq
RBS - "Peashaq, you have gone over your agreed overdraft limit by 1p, we are now charging you £6 per day for this privilege." P - "Any chance of a small loan to reduce my...
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peashaq
Ronnie Corbett's voice in his meals advert makes me cringe. I don't know why, I've nothing against the guy, but for some reason I'd like to see someone punch him on the nose every time I hear it....
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peashaq
I'm new here. I wondered if, when answering a crossword query, it was required to explain the reasoning for the answer. I can't see anything about it in the rules but I wouldn't wish to appear rude...
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peashaq
LEICESTER to beat Swindon
TORQUAY to beat Northampton
CAMBRIDGE to beat Tamworth
GRIMSBY to beat Telford
LUTON to beat Alfreton
£1 win accumulator = £7 (approx)...
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peashaq
"And there's a hand, my trusty fiere!
And gie's a hand o' thine!
And we'll tak a right gude-willy waught,
For auld lang syne.
Happy Burns Night Everyone....
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