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marval | 18:23 Thu 02nd Feb 2012 | Jokes
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A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper.

"That's a moose from Canada", came the reply.

"A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over there !"
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Silly but funny.
23:51 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
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Funny but silly.
07:41 Fri 03rd Feb 2012
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Silly and funny
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Funny and silly
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Sign outside the big cats compound in the zoo
THESE ANIMALS ARE DANGEROUS
Englishman - They look just like ordinary tigers to me
13:02 Fri 03rd Feb 2012
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like it
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