WHEN LOVE FADES.......
Last night I was watching TV on the sofa when I heard my wifes voice from the kitchen.'What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?'
I said, 'Thank you, I'll have beef.'She replied 'You're having soup, ***. I was talking to the cat'
Really faded---A man says to his wife, "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
His wife replies, "You've got a bigger dick than your brother."