Bum Note

[Chipchopper]

I wanted to date someone with no strings attached but I think she was a lyre.

[Voltage]

i told the dating agency to ban jo!

[Chipchopper]

I saw the add in lute

[Tilly2]

Was her name Viola?

[Voltage]

stop plucking about tilly x

[Chipchopper]

I think she was on the fiddle

[Patsy33]

A bit picky was she?

[Chipchopper]

There was a strange vibe about her

[Voltage]

dont keep harping on

[Patsy33]

You were obviously not in tune with each other...

[Tilly2]

Don't fret about it, Chip.

[Patsy33]

A bridge too far?

[Chipchopper]

I asked her if she liked skiffle, she said not on a first date