Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings to all members of the Mad Over Fifties Club as we all gather again for our weekly meeting.
Tonight Nungate Towers is pleased to offer you a wonderful Tailcock, The Nungate Noggin, a potent brew indeed! Our hot plate special tonight is my own recipe Steak Pie with all the usual trimmings (creamy mash, peas etc.) and on the pudding trolley a wonderful Lemon Meringue Pie and of course there will be the usual selection of volly vonts, and horses doovers.
For your delight and entertainment, the Minstrels will again be gracing the Gallery playing Madrigals and Toccattas, and as the meeting gets into full swing they will give their very own rendition of the Greatest Hits of the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.............. Furthermore we have engaged the services of the Arctic Wrestling Federation who have promised us an exciting
few bouts of polar bear wrestling and walrus wanging! Such fun!
The Towers Offers for tonight's rofl:
a box of broken fairy lights
half a carton of buttered brazil nuts
a dozen mince pies (use by 10th December)
Queenie's old laptop (dead as the proverbial!)
Who knows what further delights are to be had this fine evening......Queenofmean has agreed to be the main hostess this evening as I have a few domestic chores to attend to but have no fear I shall be making an appearance as soon as I have organised the staff!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter ....................

[DaisyNonna]

Belay that. They just did.

[lcg]

i've also brought more alcohol left over from xmas.....half a bottle of absinthe, same of vodka and bacardi. i'll leave them on the table for igor to organise and you lot to drink! x

[excelsior-1]

good evening lcg76

i have been waiting to see you for a few days .. you missed the avatar you asked me for during the week
if you like, i can do it now

[nungate]

Hey Icg, I hope you are well. I've more or less caught up with the "chores"
Queenie has been put to a small task (packing away the Christmas tree) while I have a brief rest. (goodness she's arguing with her Dad now - what have I started?)

[tonyav]

Best of the 'Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band ' lcg, by the way giz a light will you !.

[lcg]

excel....i would love that! specially if it is ryan. nungate...tidied my house earlier today. it is spotless save for the huge pile of clothes to be put on ebay. i've got to iron them first and that is definitely against my religion x

[nungate]

♫ ....I'm the urban spaceman......I'm intelligent and .......♪

[lcg]

tone....i have several. i was a brownie, y'know.....until they kicked me out for misbehaving - it's a tradition i have kept up to the present day. do you wanna go down the bottom of the garden for a quickie with me? ;-)

[murraymints]

get me an absinthe someone..hic...anyone..puleeze.......moon river ....wider hic than a mile...

[tonyav]

Got speed, nungate !.

[excelsior-1]

ok, done

it will take a few minutes to kick in, but ryan gosling will appear - for your enjoyment

[Psybbo]

DT, are we the only sober ones here?

[tonyav]

Don't mind if I do lcg, everyone knows that I'm always up for a quickie ! lol.

[lcg]

thank you excel! you are the best....i can't wait to see which picture you have selected. i have him on my desktop for my viewing pleasure....x

[nungate]

Oh I never iron, Best beloved does his own and so does queenie, (she does mine too) I can't hold an iron at all well because of the arthritis. It is very agreeable! (I loathe ironing)

[lcg]

five minutes, tone....i'm a quick roller(!). we'll be back and giggling before anyone notices.....and you can see what else i've got in my bag.....x

[tonyav]

Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again lol !.

[abstibus]

If you are all tipsy on stuff from bottles then I withdraw my offer of the potato peelings and the soap to make Poitin.

[DTCwordfan]

I think so, sibs; we may be getting the white coats and stretchers out soon. Where are they kept?

[tonyav]

Mmmmmmm, did someone mention Poitin ?.