Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings to all members of the Mad Over Fifties Club as we all gather again for our weekly meeting.
Tonight Nungate Towers is pleased to offer you a wonderful Tailcock, The Nungate Noggin, a potent brew indeed! Our hot plate special tonight is my own recipe Steak Pie with all the usual trimmings (creamy mash, peas etc.) and on the pudding trolley a wonderful Lemon Meringue Pie and of course there will be the usual selection of volly vonts, and horses doovers.
For your delight and entertainment, the Minstrels will again be gracing the Gallery playing Madrigals and Toccattas, and as the meeting gets into full swing they will give their very own rendition of the Greatest Hits of the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.............. Furthermore we have engaged the services of the Arctic Wrestling Federation who have promised us an exciting
few bouts of polar bear wrestling and walrus wanging! Such fun!
The Towers Offers for tonight's rofl:
a box of broken fairy lights
half a carton of buttered brazil nuts
a dozen mince pies (use by 10th December)
Queenie's old laptop (dead as the proverbial!)
Who knows what further delights are to be had this fine evening......Queenofmean has agreed to be the main hostess this evening as I have a few domestic chores to attend to but have no fear I shall be making an appearance as soon as I have organised the staff!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter ....................

[tonyav]

Cus I banged em ah wench.

[queenofmean]

Aww thank you Alba - sounds ok - a Nod in Dad's direction he's warped and Mum's twisted, where does that leave me???

Its ok DT neither do I

[queenofmean]

whats that in English Tony?

[albaqwerty]

evening our kid xx

Queenie, reminds me of a bit from Big Bang Theory, the helix etc etc etc :-)

Why is Igor limping?

[tonyav]

Because I banged then alba.
DT that happened due to lack of alcohol !.

[tonyav]

Ah I had a big bang theory ah wench, so I banged the crackers.

[queenofmean]

I think he fell off his skates Alba...

IGOR - pass me the skates please

One pair of skates for the Rifl

[queenofmean]

you did WHAT with the crackers Tony....only kidding

[Psybbo]

Hello, sorry I'm late and, I'm afraid, empty handed

[tonyav]

Empty handed sibo ?.

[queenofmean]

Good Evening Sibton :)

don't worry about coming empty handed - I come that each week (such a hoarder)

[DTCwordfan]

I have just been trapped
In AB, just wasting space
Wasting bytes, words and actions
That's what the MoFC reader could see
But trust me, it's Not wasted
It should break my heart every time
I'm an artist
Masquerading in the AB world
Drawing ABers downing their tailcocks
or wrestling with polars, no sadness or distress
There is no misery in MoFC, happiness it's still there
My own space, my emotions
No one don't know the real Me
No one does
Don't worry though, maybe you're helping me find the real me
No tailcocks - I could do with three
But no, substituted by space in AB.

[DTCwordfan]

sibs fair presence is being raffled, roll up, roll up!

[albaqwerty]

Sibs, I've biros with no ink which you donate to the riffle .

[Psybbo]

On the wagon Tony, DT's fault and I don't mean delerium tremens, but I could eat a horse

[Psybbo]

Thanks, alba

[tonyav]

I'll take a book of tickets then DT.

[queenofmean]

have you got the munchies too Sibton, lets nap the hot plate etc

[murraymints]

queen....Got my pink sparkly thong on...bring `em on !....dad wee bit better having blood transfusions I speak....

[tonyav]

Well thats a bit of good news minty on both points.