Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings to all members of the Mad Over Fifties Club as we all gather again for our weekly meeting.
Tonight Nungate Towers is pleased to offer you a wonderful Tailcock, The Nungate Noggin, a potent brew indeed! Our hot plate special tonight is my own recipe Steak Pie with all the usual trimmings (creamy mash, peas etc.) and on the pudding trolley a wonderful Lemon Meringue Pie and of course there will be the usual selection of volly vonts, and horses doovers.
For your delight and entertainment, the Minstrels will again be gracing the Gallery playing Madrigals and Toccattas, and as the meeting gets into full swing they will give their very own rendition of the Greatest Hits of the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.............. Furthermore we have engaged the services of the Arctic Wrestling Federation who have promised us an exciting
few bouts of polar bear wrestling and walrus wanging! Such fun!
The Towers Offers for tonight's rofl:
a box of broken fairy lights
half a carton of buttered brazil nuts
a dozen mince pies (use by 10th December)
Queenie's old laptop (dead as the proverbial!)
Who knows what further delights are to be had this fine evening......Queenofmean has agreed to be the main hostess this evening as I have a few domestic chores to attend to but have no fear I shall be making an appearance as soon as I have organised the staff!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter ....................

[abstibus]

I'm lost. Who is going down the garden and who is behind? Don't trip over Tony's bucket, if that's what he calls it.

[lcg]

do i have to step on your foot 'by accident', dt?

[nungate]

He'll have had plenty of practice then DT he's on Illustrious - big enough deck for him the press!

[tonyav]

Well he should be good with the ironing I should think nungate, one of my cousins used to be in the Navy and you should have seen the creases in his bell bottoms !.

[lcg]

annemollie....i go down the bottom of the garden frequently (to indulge in more 'controversial' substances) and i drag whoever wishes to come with me to be social.....follow the smoke signals for further information x

[tonyav]

annmollie, I am trying to get the bucket to minty, she needs it FAST.

[nungate]

Oh dear, if you are feeling a little confused Annemollie come and have a little quiet time in the snug, Daisy and I often pop in there for a little peace and quiet. Things can get a bit rumbunctious around here at times

[murraymints]

gotta..hic..hic..go...Tone don`t be late.....hic ....xx

[DaisyNonna]

A very comfortable and quiet room. No need to listen to the walruses going splat.

[tonyav]

Okey Dokey minty.

[nungate]

IGOR!!!! IGOR! another bucket for Minty, (empty please - she'll fit it all by herself. And please, a refill for Tony in a nice fresh bucket, thank you Igor

[nungate]

I lo♪e the sound of a walrus splat in the evening............

[DTCwordfan]

Is there any seal tossing tonight?

[nungate]

that should read "love" ^^^^^

[murraymints]

I just used those wellies on the back step...couldn't get to a bucket in time......reeeeely don't feel good........

[nungate]

couldn't find enough seals willing to participate DT, maybe another time? Had to pay over the odds to get the walruses

[abstibus]

No, but there's Walrus Salad and Coldpaw.

[tonyav]

Thanks for the fresh bucket nungate, just what the doctor ordered.

[lcg]

has anybody thought how the polar bears are going to feel about seal and walrus flesh hanging around? are they secure somewhere, nungate?

[nungate]

Minty, I think you need a visit from Nanny, she'll make you feel better (one way or another..................)