have you ever

[bobtheturkey]

had an accident with a stanley knife? i did today
what is your stanley knife like?, do you have more than one? where did you buy it?

[cazzz1975]

yes, I cut my hand open.

my stanley knife is black and yellow like a wasp

[bobtheturkey]

did you need hospital treatment cazz

[cazzz1975]

yes, they used some adhesive stiches as opposed to the old needle and thread. spent an hour in the waiting room losing blood, they were concerned about me leaking on the reception desk at one point. only because the cleaner had finished for the day.

[bobtheturkey]

was it the same stanley knife that you have now?

[cazzz1975]

yes but I have changed the blades

[stokemaveric]

aaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh now i have...........

[joggerjayne]

Why do boys all feel the need to own ...

1. A Stanley knife

2. A cordless drill

3. One of those folding workmate benches

4. Lots of spanners, many of which are all the same size

5. Some allen keys

6. Loads of screwdrivers with the top that looks like an X

7. A really long tape measure

8. A tool box full of things that rattle

And yet ...

... if we ask you to change a light bulb, we're still sitting in the dark two weeks later.

[legend758]

One time i was tiling a bathroom for a mate when i was cutting the hard plastic tile trim.
i was using a silver stanley knife with gold coloured large scre in middle that you unscrew to set blade depth ,the knife is angled and comes in a yellow plastic holder.Anyway as i cut the plastic the knife slipped offf and embedded itself in my leg above my right knee.I thought i was ok until 10 minutes later my jeans were soaked in blood.
needed to go and get a stitch in it to hold it together .went camping next to ben nevis a few days later .
my then gf took good care of me .

welll i was invalided .



was there enough detail bob ?

ooh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa







did this help ?

[bigmamma]

Oooo I don't like anything sharp , I do own a Stanley knife but I won't use it . I also own a sharp kitchen paring knife ...
.....I won't use it .

[legend758]

jayne thats not true

im welll good with my hands

in the light

or the dark

ill screwq in your bulb any day

ooooh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[bigmamma]

Sorry bob , did you cut yourself hun , how are you ? Hope it's ok . x

[amron]

No but I have sliced my finger to the bone trying to open a can of corned beef with one of the litlle key thingies.

[legend758]

theers always one

int there ?

[joggerjayne]

Legend, you're a regular Ranulph Feinnes, aren't you !



turned on

[legend758]

Ibve had a few expeditions down south

if thats what you mean?

Ive fought a polar bear and a few wild beavers too


DID THIS HELP ?

[whiffey]

a regular turdhead more like

[joggerjayne]

LOL

Why do polar bears not eat penguins?

[legend758]

whiffy youre on the wrong page

youre supposed to say

regularly drivels


ffs


were on page 3


monday evening july 14th


get your act together




hes so unprofessional

[legend758]

cos polar bears are up north

they dont go down south

[abstract]

@ legend-''fought a few wild beavers? hahaha! il be using that one!