"This little one's not worth the effort" - Psybbo is indeed correct, trt! Why Alex Ferguson? It's always him and he's not even an Alec! Sir Alec Douglas Hume is the only other one I can think of, (off the top of my head, which has, indeed been sawn off during the night. My sister must have run out of monkey brains to devour...again!) Been watching too much Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - the worst one!
Many many thanks to everyone for your kind wishes, and of course to Ann and gness who, like elephants, never forget. Incidentally, I have a face like an elephants' backside, so that's appropriate...
Thanks Mamya for the lovely pic....
Special thanks to tamborine for that heart-warming rendition. I haven't laughed so much in ages!
Sir Alec xxx