txt speke for SS

[tamborine]

ATD..At The Doctors
TPH..Tena Please HURRY
WTSA..Wet The settee Again
LSHIP..Laughed so hard I peed
BTW..Bring the Wheelchair.
BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth.
FWIW..Forgot Where I Was.
GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low.
GHA..Got Heartburn Again.
IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On.
JF.....just farted
LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out
ROFLACGU....Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up..
TL..Talk Louder
TS....talk slower

[albaqwerty]

chortle I like them!!!!

Will be using a few of them :)

[heathfield]

You left out NFI for Not Effin' Interested. ;-)

[supersuezy24]

Brilliant :)

[milly143]

GGPBL - pmsl.