What makes you smile...

[NoMercy]

When the chips are down?

[MarkRae]

Brown sauce.

[karenmac60]

Salt and vinegar :)

[bobjugs12]

You baby :D

[micmak]

Memories of what could have been.

[ELVIS68]

A pair of Aces

[annie0000]

My beautiful boys who never fail to astound me with the most unexpected questions - e.g. "what's spunk?" and "what's a virgin?" - keeps me on my toes!

[NoMercy]

Brown sauce with chips, Mark? You phillistine...

Bobs... yo hun ! x

[Buenchico]

This always make me smile. It's impossible to watch it all of the way through without wanting to join in the standing ovation at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh9amUgJxVk

[AlBags]

My best female mate is good at coaxing a laugh on a bad day.

[NoMercy]

Annie... lol. And how do you usually reply?

[EngTeach]

A kiss from my niece. An "I Love You" from my Boyfriend. A call from my best friend.

[NoMercy]

I have to say my little flame-haired, 4-legged, mischief maker.

And.... bobjugs. ;-)

[annie0000]

For the spunk one - luckily I asked in what context and it turned out to be number 50 in ned flanders (from the simpsons) list of his favourite things, so I explained it was courage and vigour! For the virgin one I said is was something untouched, like a field of snow with no footprints on it - I got a puzzled look, but I think I got away with it lol.

[hau kola]

the Ribena advert when the blackcurrant jumps up and says 'ooh ohh' to the ladybird.

[AlBags]

^ Talk about avoiding the subject Annie
I suppose being lads, they will know soon enough, anyways : )

[NoMercy]

Annie... you are a quick thinker. I'd have probably struggled to find an answer.

[annie0000]

Albags - I am usually honest if I have time to prepare, it's when they catch you unawares....
Whe they were about 6 or 7 one of them said to me, I know all about how babies get in ladies tummys, but how do they get out? before I had a chance to open my mouth, the other one jumped in and said - they cut them out with a big knife!!!

[Stephen_G]

Hi NoM. My mate Chris(topher), at work.

He got the words "Good Journey" (A line from the film Masters Of The Universe) tattooed across his stomach. The script used is so unclear it looks like Good Towney. I was walking across the car park the other morning and burst out laughing at it - I had to start singing a song in my mind to forget about it.

[Captin Kirk]

predictable maybe but when my 6 yr old daughter comes out with something unexpected only children can ...

or some of the strange questions my young work colleague comes out with about life in general ...