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Three Bears
Three men of the cloth, a priest, a minister and a rabbi, are discussing who could convert a new recruit. They decide to try out their skills in a forest. "Whoever converts a bear first, wins."
They meet again, one week later. The priest says, "I found a bear, read the Catechism to him, sprinkled Holy Water, and two days later he took Communion." The minister says, "I found a bear, I read the Holy Scripture to him, we sang hymns, and the next day he was baptized and confirmed." They both see the rabbi, laying on a stretcher and covered in a body cast. "I suppose that I should not have started with the circumcision."
They meet again, one week later. The priest says, "I found a bear, read the Catechism to him, sprinkled Holy Water, and two days later he took Communion." The minister says, "I found a bear, I read the Holy Scripture to him, we sang hymns, and the next day he was baptized and confirmed." They both see the rabbi, laying on a stretcher and covered in a body cast. "I suppose that I should not have started with the circumcision."
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