How to get to Heaven

[pauln90]

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they
understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave
all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything
tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children,
and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!' I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'









A six year-old boy shouted out, 'YUV GOTTAE BE FOCKN' DEAD!'

[marval]

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