free booze!

[Thunderbird+]

I thought of a joke while I was listening to the radio in my car, Ok your in the pub and you stand their scratching your head and you turn to a friend and say :- "What was that song by the beach boys back in the 60's I think ? ( start humming the tune ) Now, what you want to hear is, 'I get around' ?then you get your order in quick before they realise what they said!
Gotta be worth a try. do you know any more like that ?

[Postdog]

Try saying you are going shaws shooting at the weekend.

They'll say "What's shaws?"

[heathfield]

Wouldn't work in my area, Postdog. Shaws are the stalks of potato plants. They'd just think I was daft!!

[carrust]

Also try showers & chewavin.

[Thunderbird+]

heathfield, I just had a mental image of you strolling along Princes street with a brace of potato stalks on your arm and yes you would look daft! :)

Carrust, I think I'd need a little practice with that one. :)

What about this one:- "Whats that Australian animal, like a kangaroo only smaller" err... wallaby ? " Cheers Scotch and soda.

[Kidd72]

This ones a bit similar to Postdogs, ask the landlord/Lady 'have you done your chores?

The response: 'What chores?'

[peachy51]

heres another..... oors..... then some one will hopefully say , whats oors???? ,.....erm mines a pint lol

[Skreecheeboy]

Did you see the Mattabooboo on the way here?
-what's a Mattabooboo?
Nothing Yogi!