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Patsy33 | 12:09 Tue 31st May 2016 | Jokes
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor said I was ok but I feel as if I dyed a little inside.....
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i did think you looked a bit green around the gills

12:13 Tue 31st May 2016
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I'm feeling a little blue..
12:21 Tue 31st May 2016
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I wish I hadn't red this.
12:24 Tue 31st May 2016
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Racist !!!!
12:25 Tue 31st May 2016
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Try some Rainbow trout!
12:27 Tue 31st May 2016
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Yesterday you were browned off but today you're in the pink.
12:31 Tue 31st May 2016
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She'll be allwhite tomorrow.
12:33 Tue 31st May 2016
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I feel tainted...
12:38 Tue 31st May 2016
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Yellow Patsy, how are you feeling today?
17:39 Tue 31st May 2016
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Oh, it's hue Marval. I'm all white thanks...
18:06 Tue 31st May 2016
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A wee bit off colour?
22:55 Tue 31st May 2016
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My son swallowed some coins, the doctor said just wait till you see some change.
22:57 Tue 31st May 2016

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