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marval | 17:56 Tue 31st May 2016 | Jokes
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My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.


I almost choked on my banana
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Avatar Image Patsy33
I bet you felt like swinging for him didn't you?...
18:14 Tue 31st May 2016
Avatar Image Svejk
I'd have gone ape.
18:18 Tue 31st May 2016
Avatar Image Ellipsis
Oooh oooh oooh does he think he is?
18:22 Tue 31st May 2016
Avatar Image Patsy33
Did you tell your handler?
18:22 Tue 31st May 2016
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I made him a Capuchino after that.
18:49 Tue 31st May 2016
Avatar Image frugalfred
But where did you put your nuts?
20:45 Tue 31st May 2016
Avatar Image jno
my marmoset you shouldn't eat bananas at work.
20:57 Tue 31st May 2016
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That was a howler jno.
21:13 Tue 31st May 2016
Avatar Image melv16
I like toasted bananas. I do them under the grilla
21:22 Tue 31st May 2016
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scratch your arsse and wiggle it at him-her, asking him-her if he or she is a baboon
21:26 Tue 31st May 2016

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