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RATTER15 | 22:39 Sat 16th May 2015 | Jokes
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I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.
She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.
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Avatar Image Zacs-Master
So,your relationship came to,a full stop then?
22:40 Sat 16th May 2015
Avatar Image DaisyNonna
What sentence did she impose?
22:41 Sat 16th May 2015
Avatar Image tonyav
Did she see it as a capital offence.
22:43 Sat 16th May 2015
Avatar Image PankySmooch
Comma gain?
22:43 Sat 16th May 2015
Avatar Image marval
Did you live in a semi?
22:44 Sat 16th May 2015
Avatar Image Prudie
How rude :-)
22:44 Sat 16th May 2015
Avatar Image Zacs-Master
Hyphen idea you're not telling us everything.
22:46 Sat 16th May 2015
Avatar Image Prudie
She probably thought you were a bit of a dipthong
22:48 Sat 16th May 2015
Avatar Image DaisyNonna
Did you correctly understand her parts of speech?
22:48 Sat 16th May 2015
Avatar Image PankySmooch
I'd have to question her about it and put a stop to it.
22:48 Sat 16th May 2015
Avatar Image DaisyNonna
Did you explain to her that your English might be transitive?
22:52 Sat 16th May 2015
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I dont think the the problem was the comma, you were just a pain in the ***.
09:18 Sun 17th May 2015
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You're lucky her parentheses didn't catch you.
09:24 Sun 17th May 2015
Avatar Image 1ozzy
Good thing her grammar didn't catch you at it.
09:27 Sun 17th May 2015

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