The cannibal family was eating dinner. One son says, “I really hate my math teacher.” The other son says, “I know. He’s so tough!” The mother tells them, “Quit complaining. If you don’t like the meat, just eat the noodles.”
An aboriginal lady walks into a country pub
Barman states "We don't serve you lot here, there is a pub 10 minutes down the road that will.
She replies "Do you know who I am?".
"I'm Cathy Freeman", in an indignant tone.
"Well" replies the barman, " It'll only be 2 minutes down the road then".