Having Sex With A Car

[Fusion5]

there was a nutter on This Morning claiming this. The mind boggles.

[Sipowicz]

Did it go all the way?

[craft1948]

Was he called Jeremy?

[seekeerz]

Did they used protection ?

[cupid04]

Do you mean in a car, surely?

[snags]

I find the Bentley Continental GT quite alluring...

[douglas9401]

Was it a Humper Sceptre?

[Baldric]

Does he need an MOT Certificate?

http://www.itv.com/thismorning/hot-topics/i-have-sex-with-cars-mechaphile-edward-smith

[1ozzy]

Was the car "smokin hot"?

[ChillDoubt]

Well, not everyone can brag about having sex with a Princess:

http://www.classicandperformancecar.com/front_website/octane_interact/modelpicture.php?id=3768

[hc4361]

He denied penetration.

[boxtops]

was it this one? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

[Baldric]

MOT. making out, traffic?

[snags]

Low emissions?

[boxtops]

He must be....exhaust....ed

[Sipowicz]

1000? He must've been exhausted!

[Baldric]

hc, there's normally a good warranty to cover penetration!

[sunny-dave]

Big End gone?

[choux]

Castrol Lubricants - lickuid engineering ;)

[Svejk]

anyone mention that Hillman Minx?

[choux]

or a Super Snipe

(anyone good at anagrams?)