So...

[carrust]

....I said to my German friend, "what's that piece of meat doing in the boot of your car? He said, "it's my spare veal."

[tonyav]

LOL mein fuhrer.

[Svejk]

you're nuts.

[tonyav]

Can you have nuts with veal though.

[jim360]

It was a missed steak to read this.

[tonyav]

Groan.

[Slapshot]

Thats a cut of life i'll never get back

[tonyav]

Sweetbreads !.

[carrust]

I always try to deLIVER a good meaty joke:-)

[Chipchopper]

Don't forget the venomous snakes on the windscreen!

[Svejk]

you're the best in the joint, crusty.

[scorpiojo]

^ he's telling porkies

[Psybbo]

Not a wedgie, then?

[Peaspeculiars]

there's more to this joke than meats the eye...

[Slapshot]

Peas is here so it was obviously meat and two veg for tea

[Svejk]

burger's off, jo. ;o)

[Peaspeculiars]

..you've hit a tender (loin) spot there Slappster xx

[scorpiojo]

Svejk, sorry chuck :(

[marval]

lol did I like this joke? not calf.

[askyourgran]

How about a leg chop or a kidney punch