Big Mug

[marval]

A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner.

"When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I’d like to buy it."

"Sorry," replied the owner, "but I can’t sell you that."

"Why not" asked the customer?

"Because that’s my husband."

[maggiebee]

OMG, saw him last week at a car booter!!

[marval]

You didn't try to buy him did you maggie.

[tonyav]

Was his name Toby by any chance.

[marval]

Sound appropriate tony.