Supermarket...

[cupid04]

Bernie is charged with indecent exposure in a supermarket and pleads mitigating circumstances.
The checkout girl said 'strip facing me' he explains. 'I didn't realise she was talking about my credit card.'

[Svejk]

and then she said 'stick it in'. ;o)

[Tilly2]

Then she said,'It's invalid!'

[marval]

lol

[berniecuddles]

I'm innocent i tell you...innocent.!!

[coffeeboy]

Did you get cash back