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Welfare Cheque
A guy walks into the welfare office to pick up his cheque, he marched straight up to the counter and said 'hi, you know...., i hate drawing welfare. I would rather have a job.
The welfare officer behind the counter said 'your timing is exellent.
We have just got a job opening from a wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur/Bodyguard for his beautiful young daughter. You'll have to
drive around in a Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all you'r clothes
Because of the long hours all meals will be provided,
you will also be expected to escort the daughter on
her overseas trips'.
'This is rather awkward to say but you will also have,
as part of you'r job, the assignment to satisfy her
sexual urges, as she is in here mid-20's with a rather
strong sex dive'.
The guy, just plain wide-eyed said "you'r just Bullshittin me"
The wealfare worker said "yeah well you started it"
The welfare officer behind the counter said 'your timing is exellent.
We have just got a job opening from a wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur/Bodyguard for his beautiful young daughter. You'll have to
drive around in a Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all you'r clothes
Because of the long hours all meals will be provided,
you will also be expected to escort the daughter on
her overseas trips'.
'This is rather awkward to say but you will also have,
as part of you'r job, the assignment to satisfy her
sexual urges, as she is in here mid-20's with a rather
strong sex dive'.
The guy, just plain wide-eyed said "you'r just Bullshittin me"
The wealfare worker said "yeah well you started it"
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