Simple truth...

[Jemisa]

SIMPLE TRUTH ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".
But, none of them come and pat the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral of the story:

"Hard work is never appreciated"

[Arksided]

The old ones are the best and i'm not talking about the joke ;-)

[marval]

True Jem lol

[dickythecook]

As my friend about his penis, "It may be small compared to some, but, it's filled a pram 5 times

[dickythecook]

Please insert the word ......says....... where appropriate

[starone]

I did say well done to my son-in-law when they said they were pregnant, mainly because they were in their late thirties and it was a last throw of the dice. lol at joke jem.