Laughing is free

[marval]

A bloke sitting in his armchair shouts to his wife

“When I die I’m going to leave everything to you my love.”

She shouts back, “You already do you lazy pig.”


My friend David had his id stolen the other day.

Now we just call him Dav

There will be a meeting tonight in the village hall for people suffering from impotence.

Don't worry if you can't come

[magicmick]

Lol marval sounds like Mr Vine jokes to me, I think he is great

[Jemisa]

Ha - Ha!

jem

[Booldawg]

I love them Tim Vine/Tommy Cooper play on word jokes!

[starone]

Tee-hee, all made me laugh.

[vulcan]

They're good marval, the last one reminded me of this.
There will be a meeting tonight in the village hall for people of low self esteem.
Use the back door.

[marval]

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends
of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

[cubic999]

LOL

[askyourgran]

Ha Ha marvel, liked them. ;)

[marval]

Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7p.m. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.