How much?

[Jemisa]

There is a massive tailback on the M6 and a lorry driver caught up in it asks a man, who happens to be walking along the line of traffic,
"what the hell is going on?"The man replies, "haven"t you heard? Terrorists have captured the bus carrying the Manchester United team and are threatening to torch the bus if their demands aren"t met.

So I"ve organized a whip-round.""How much is everyone giving?" asks the lorry driver.

"About a gallon each," replies the man.

[LochNessMonster]

Pmsl !

What's the difference between an Man Utd supports bus and a hedgehog ?

The hedgehog has its pr*cks on the outside.

[baza]

ho ho, I take it neither you or LNM are from Manchester or fans of over paid prima donnas.

[McMouse]

That's a gas........