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A Rabbi who was late for a golf game was rather short tempered with several people whose phone calls kept delaying him.

The next day his secretary said "Rabbi, several members of the congregation were really upset with you when you cut them short yesterday."

At that point, a man who had been sitting within earshot in the reception room got up and departed hurriedly.

"Who was that?" asked the Rabbi.

"Oh, that was Mr. Ruthenberg." she answered. "He wanted to speak to you about a circumcision for his son."
11:41 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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Kiki-frog
Ouch!
11:43 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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LochNessMonster
Can feel the pain from here.
11:46 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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Graham-W
Why does an operation down there make your EYES water?
11:48 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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marval
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Good question, the answer I don't have.
11:50 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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McMouse
You've put me off pork scratchings. Lol.
11:58 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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starone
lol - good one marval.
12:03 Mon 20th Aug 2012

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