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A chemist

walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall.

"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant

"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives" replied the assistant.

"You idiot" exclaims the chemist, "you can't treat a cough with laxatives"

"Of course you can" replies the assistant, "look at him, he's too scared to cough"
00:03 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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magicmick
Hope the Chemist was next door to Halfords, for a pair of bicycle clips lol sid
00:09 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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starone
Is this what is known as 'lavatory humour'? lol
10:20 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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funnygirl
lol.
10:21 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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nannybooby
oh god ,know the feeling well why when you have a bad cough do you get the trots too?
10:23 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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marval
An oldie but goodie
17:39 Sun 29th Jul 2012

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