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More animal jokes for you all to enjoy

Why has a milking stool only got three legs?

Because the cow has got the udder one!


What is a bird's favourite breakfast cereal?

Shredded tweet!


What group of garden birds are known for their formation flying?

The Red Sparrows!


What do you get when you put a duck in a microwave oven?

Bill withers!


What programmes do chickens like to watch on television?

Duckumentaries!
19:35 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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maggiebee
Groan!
19:37 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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starone
Double groan, but also tee-hee.
19:42 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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marval
They made me smile, thank you.
20:52 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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