Music anyone?

What do you call a short drummer with good rhythm?
A metro gnome.


Why did JSBach have so many children?
Because there were no stops on his organ.


A local church built a new sanctuary. They moved their very fine old pipe organ to the new sanctuary. It was an intricate task that was completed successfully.

The local news heralded.

"St. Paul Completes Organ Transplant."


A drummer tried to teach himself to play the flute.

After practicing for months, he still could not get a good tone from it.

He finally decided that he was hitting it too hard with the stick.


A country lad on one of his rare visits to the market town saw a music stool in the window of a shop.

He went in, bought it, and took it home.

Two weeks later he was back in the shop in a furious rage.

"I been sitting on this darn stool for two weeks," he told the manager, "and I ain't got a note out of it.
18:16 Wed 25th Jul 2012
 
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Tee-hee - some good ones there marval.
P.S. I nearly never recognised you with your new avatar.
What is better than flowers on your piano?

Tulips on your organ!


Very funny jokes, by the way!
Well done marval, lots of laughs.
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Good one Jonny, sorry to confuse you with my new avatar Star.

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