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Ashamed!

Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I died of shame!" she answers.
"Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital." Her mother answers laughingly, "But that’s no reason to be ashamed."
"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselvs.
00:14 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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magicmick		Best Answer
The things kids say, nice one jem
00:19 Wed 18th Jul 2012 Go To Best Answer

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starone
Tee hee - love it jem.
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magicmick
The things kids say, nice one jem
00:19 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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lol
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