The Curse...

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!!"

They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road , the car rolls over ..... and he dies immediately.

If only men would listen.
12:31 Sun 15th Jul 2012
 
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LOL, Jem, that is really good
Don't like that one Jem.
LOL, tony
Shuddup you ^^^.
Question Author
Mmm! can't please all the people all the time. Hey-Ho!

Jem
Anyway, I'm reporting this one as sexist Jem. lol
I think it's racist. Well they must have been going quite fast!
LOL, you been in the knife draw tenrec.
Question Author
Na -na -de - na NAH!!! :)

jemisa Fox.
Actually, it was a wild boar. :P
love it, Jem
I thought you would !
very good, jemisa.
Good one Jem
Who's upset tony? I thought it was great jem.
very good Jem. thank you. some one got out of bed the wrong side today.

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