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Times Up...

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bedside. Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take my 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.

You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga house and maybe a couple ov'a bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man.
Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?
14:20 Mon 28th May 2012
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missprim
Ha ha Godfather I mean grandfather knows best.
15:31 Mon 28th May 2012
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tonyav
LOL, good one Jem.
15:36 Mon 28th May 2012

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