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A lorry driver stopped at a road side caf'e for lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, and a slice of apple pie.

As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside. The bikers came in, and one grabbed the lorry drivers cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The 2nd one drank the drivers coffee, and the third woofed down the blokes apple pie.

The Lorry driver didn't say a word. He simply got up, paid the bill, and left.

When he was gone, one of the bikers said, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"

"He's not much of a driver, either," the cashier replied, "He just backed his lorry over three motorbikes...."
13:18 Mon 28th May 2012
 
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I like it x
It's an oldie this one Jem, but still a good one.
Lol - Good one Jem!!
Ha serves 'um right.

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