Monday's Random Thoughts
We are all time travellers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour
It’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole
With a calendar, your days are numbered
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot
I love oral sex…it’s the phone bill I hate
668 – The neighbour of the beast
Sex on tv can’t hurt unless you fall off
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art
Without ME, it’s just AWESO
I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
12:07 Mon 28th May 2012